The important people know why.

Let me take a moment to address my dear students who graduated tonight:

Teaching you over the past two years has been a joy and an inspiration. It hasn’t always been easy or pleasant; it never is. But on balance, you have proven to be hardworking, funny, resourceful, creative, and smart. Best of all, willing to see yourselves as changing and growing, rather than stubbornly, steadfastly resisting new ideas and possibilities.

As Conan O’Brien said in his farewell speech on The Tonight Show, “Nobody in life gets exactly what they want. But if you work hard, and be kind, amazing things will happen.”

Work hard. Be kind. And keep in touch.

If you haven’t seen it, here’s J.K. Rowling’s commencement speech at Harvard. Enjoy.

Part Two, after the jump.

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This is a pretty awesome way to announce big news to family and friends…

Courtesy of Laughing Squid.

I ran this one past Jen first. She concurred that it was indeed funny. Thought so. Garfunkel and Oates present, “Pregnant Women Are Smug“:

Tip o’ the hat to Laughing Squid.

Laughing Squid posted this video of a French band called L’Ogre. The band cleverly remakes famous works of art throughout the video. Good stuff.

On the evening of Conan’s Last Stand…

Ladies and gentlemen, your weekly moment of crazy:

Sure, they indoctrinate children into Satanic rituals. But the kids love ‘em! What to do?

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