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March 25, 2009
Should Denver Trade Cutler?
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March 1, 2009
Jay Cutler Needs to Shut Up
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If you want a quick lesson in how to go from looking like the person wronged to looking like the person in the wrong, look no further than Denver QB Jay Cutler.
Yes, Jay, the Broncos’ front office messed up when they listened to Tampa Bay’s trade offer. Yes, by all appearances, you are better than Matt Cassel. I, personally, think they were nuts to consider trading you. You have every right to react to this news by expressing your shock and disappointment to the Denver media.
But in order to continue looking like the good guy in a bad situation, rather than a whiny 25-year old kid, you can’t say “No” when the coaching staff then tries to meet with you. You go in, let them apologize, and then the heat stays on the young coach who almost traded away his star quarterback.
I was as pissed as anyone when I read that they even thought about trying to bring in Matt Cassel and send Cutler packing. Yeah, I get why McDaniels would want to bring somebody in who already knows the offensive terminology, and wouldn’t need a year to adjust. But Cutler can put up big numbers, and has the arm, mobility, and football intelligence needed to win Super Bowls.
The longer Cutler pouts about this, though, the worse he looks. Cutler is their quarterback, and they can trade him if they want. He needs somebody close to him to tell him to get in there, talk things out, and move on, so that Denver can get on with their free-agent spree.
February 28, 2009
The Broncos Go Shopping
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Brian Dawkins/Photo courtesy of Eric Mencher, accessed at Philly.com
As impressed as I was that the new coaching and management staff of the Denver Broncos were willing to cut half the players from a lousy defense, I did wonder to myself, who are we going to get to replace these guys?
It didn’t take long to get my answer. Not forty hours into free agency, Denver has added Andra Davis (LB, Browns), Correll Buckhalter (RB, Eagles), J. J. Arrington (RB, Cardinals), Jabar Gaffney (WR, Patriots), and Renaldo Hill (S, Dolphins). And now, the best of the lot: according to PFT, Brian Dawkins, Philadelphia’s longtime pro-bowl safety, just signed a five-year deal with the Broncos, while fans back in Philly gnash their teeth and rend their garments.
It’s hard to judge some of these moves. Buckhalter and Arrington haven’t been every-down backs, but with a different offense to be installed by McDaniels and company, maybe that’s not what Denver needs anymore. But they’re making moves, and on paper at least, the defense is already better than it was two months ago.
February 1, 2009
Steelers 27, Arizona 23
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I hate to say it, but this was certainly not among the greatest Super Bowls, despite what the NBC crew would have us believe after the game. Way too many penalties, too many mistakes by both teams, and an Arizona team that barely showed up in the second half. The last ten minutes were very exciting, but even that was tainted by the final Arizona play, which was called a fumble but should’ve been overturned. Brutally poor officiating.
I’d be surprised if the majority of viewers wasn’t disappointed in the result. The Cardinals–coming from behind, erasing the biggest deficit in Super Bowl history, Fitzgerald racing down the field between both Pittsburgh safeties with a couple of minutes left–were very easy to root for, and it didn’t take long to move me from “I just want a good game” to “I want Arizona to win.” Too bad, though it was a tremendous catch by Santonio Holmes to win.
And now it’s a long sleep for football until the draft. Pro Bowl? No thanks. I’ll get some work done next Sunday instead.
February 1, 2009
Super Bowl Prediction
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Well, I hate to go the obvious direction, but I just don’t see how Kurt Warner and the Cardinals overtake the Steelers. I wouldn’t be absolutely shocked–who could be, after last year?–but really. The Cardinals just barely beat the Eagles at home last week, the Steelers have had two weeks to study the second half of that game, and they will know when to and when not to blitz Warner. The Cardinals’ running game stinks, so they’ll be one-dimensional on offense.
I certainly would be happier if the Cardinals won, and I do think they’ll have some big plays, but I just don’t see how they beat Pittsburgh.
The prediction: Steelers 27, Cardinals 14
January 20, 2009
Catchup Blogging: The New Broncos Coaching Staff
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I can’t go on without commenting on another swearing in of sorts: that of new head coach Josh McDaniels. Here are my thoughts, in the order that I had them when my brother Zeke called me with the news. (I should note that by this time I was over my disappointment that Ferentz would not be hired, as he was on none of the short lists I was reading or hearing.)
January 1, 2009
Outback Prediction
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Ten minutes out from kickoff.
The Hawkeyes got matched up against a struggling SEC team, so that should be about the same as a mid-level opponent from the Big Ten. This should be a good win that sends Kirk Ferentz into the Western Mountain sunset, headed toward Denver (I hope). Go Hawks.
Iowa 35, South Carolina 27
December 31, 2008
Shanahan Fired
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I hadn’t even yet figured out what to say about the Broncos’ collapse at the end of the season, missing the playoffs for the third straight season. What to blame it on: injuries? Lack of execution? Turnovers? Those are the usual suspects at the end of any unsuccessful season. Pat Bowlen went another classic route:
blame the coach.
It doesn’t surprise me that Shanahan was taking heat; three mediocre years leading up to the tenth anniversary of Denver’s last title, especially with the way they missed the playoffs this year, was bound to get him some criticism from the beer-and-peanuts and newspaper columnist crowds. But I did not expect Bowlen to be among those who would want him out. (more…)
December 17, 2008
Cutler and Marshall to the Pro Bowl
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Not a huge surprise, but nice to see that the Broncos have a little representation. Bailey’s injury means his streak of Pro Bowls (eight, maybe?) is snapped. Somebody at CNN/SI listed rookie left tackle Ryan Clady as being snubbed, but really. Even the marquee positions are based on name recognition first, and I think that’s doubly true for positions nobody pays any attention to. Clady doesn’t need to worry; if he keeps playing like he did this year, he’ll have plenty of visits to Hawaii before it’s all over.
December 7, 2008
Denver 24, Kansas City 17
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Well, again, it isn’t the same watching little icons of football helmets and brightly colored lines as I was doing in the computer lab, but at least I have the Denver Post’s summary. And this is what you like to hear about your young quarterback after he throws an early interception for an opposing touchdown:
It scared Cutler not a bit. He would throw a few more passes into tight coverage, including a couple that would have been intercepted if not for the velocity of his throws. He kept on firing. In bringing the Broncos to the brink of the division title, Cutler threw two touchdown passes to Brandon Marshall.
But then, this is not what you want to hear about your rookie fullback-cum-halfback who has five touchdowns in four games:
Another game, another Broncos tailback going down with injury. The Broncos had already lost five this year and Peyton Hillis was the sixth Sunday after suffering a hamstring while making a terrific catch in the second quarter.
Still, Cutler seems intent on throwing the Broncos into the playoffs. I’m starting to think that even Tatum Bell, after stints with the Detroit Lions and Mobile Solutions (both of which have the same number of wins, by the way), might be enough.
One more win, and they’re in.
