Short version of the story goes like this. Some teachers go to a restaurant and order lunch. One woman notices a hair in her salad. She calls the waitress over.
Woman: Excuse me, but there’s a hair in my salad.
Waitress: [sigh] When can this day be over?!?
Woman: Uh, I’d like to speak with the manager.
Manager: I’m too busy to talk. Here’s the owner.
Owner: You can stick your salad up your ass, because you’re a teacher.
Or something like that. Anyway, the place is called Legends All-American Grill, it’s in Des Moines, and you probably shouldn’t go there if you prefer food service employees to keep their bodies out of your lunch, or to at least not verbally abuse you when they fail to.
