For the last several days I’ve been sick and without home Internet. Still trying to solve both problems. Hoping some sleep and liquids solve the first problem, and that a new Airport Extreme solves the second. The results have not been encouraging so far for either one.

Short version of the story goes like this. Some teachers go to a restaurant and order lunch. One woman notices a hair in her salad. She calls the waitress over.

Woman: Excuse me, but there’s a hair in my salad.

Waitress: [sigh] When can this day be over?!?

Woman: Uh, I’d like to speak with the manager.

Manager: I’m too busy to talk. Here’s the owner.

Owner: You can stick your salad up your ass, because you’re a teacher.

Or something like that. Anyway, the place is called Legends All-American Grill, it’s in Des Moines, and you probably shouldn’t go there if you prefer food service employees to keep their bodies out of your lunch, or to at least not verbally abuse you when they fail to.

Well, not quite. But the Twitter sensation is going to be, according to the Hollywood Reporter (via Sullivan), a TV pilot starring William Shatner:

The casting of Shatner lifts the contingency on CBS’ multicamera family comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has enlisted more than 1.16 million followers since launching in August and has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.

Now, I love Shit My Dad Says as much as the next Twitter user. But it has already been a TV show. It was called, Every TV Show Ever Made with a Man Over Sixty. And it’s been a movie. And a comic strip.

Even the Twitter account itself is getting a tad stale, which was inevitable; once you become well known on the Interwebs for saying crass/cynical/funny things, you start trying to think of those things, and then you’re screwed.

Megan McArdle writes today of her sadness having learned that Dick Francis died last week, which was news to me. I have similar feelings about his mystery novels, mostly because my mother read them when I was young and starting to venture into the world of adult literature. As is typical, I suppose, for those of us who are lucky enough (in my view) to have parents who read, my early tastes were shaped by what was already being read in my house. Isaac Asimov is the name that first comes to mind when I reflect on those nights sitting in bed reading, but Francis’ horse-themed mysteries are a close second. Break In was the first I read, I believe, followed by Bolt, both stories revolving around Kit Fielding, a champion jockey who finds himself at or near the center of intrigue.

Unlike McArdle, I have never revisited Francis’ books as an adult, so I’ve no idea what I would think of his work now. Nor did I remember the more interesting aspects of his life before writing, if I ever knew.

“I never really decided to be a writer,” he wrote in his autobiography, “The Sport of Queens,” “I just sort of drifted into it.” Before he turned to writing, Mr. Francis was already a celebrity in British sporting circles. Named champion jockey of the 1953-54 racing season by the British National Hunt after winning more than 350 races, he was retained as jockey to the queen mother for four seasons and raced eight times in the Grand National Steeplechase.

Nor was I aware that Francis’ wife, Mary, who died in 2000, had been a kind of writing partner for him (and perhaps more than that, according to some).

In any case, I find myself feeling the same kind of pang on reading this news that I did when I read of Dr. Suess’ passing. It’s not so much that you feel that you lost someone you knew; more that it reminds you of past times now gone.

Well, around here every day is Valentine’s Day, but this weekend we celebrated with some treats from DeLuxe Cakes and Pastries. Throw in a dinner tonight of tenderloin and lobster tails, a little wine, a little chocolate, a little whiskey, a little La Vie en Rose… a good Valentine’s weekend.

If you like sweet things and haven’t been into DeLuxe, you’re missing out. We grabbed some coffee there yesterday, and walked away with more of our share of chocolate (including the above strawberries). Everything is beautiful and delicious, and the people are incredibly nice.

Friend of Panoptiblog and longtime good buddy John Ira Thomas, author of Shades and Angels, Zoo Force, and Lost in the Wash, is the subject of a feature profile in today’s Daily Iowan. It’s pretty cool. You should go read it, then click on the above links and buy some of his books.

In a by-the-way fashion, Ta-Nehisi Coates mentioned something about The Wire that I found interesting:

One of the reason why Season Two is my favorite is because of the “Oh, you thought this was just the niggers?” vibe. I love the stories–Omar and Brother Muzone, String and Avon falling apart. I loved the whole Sobatka clan. But I thought the decision to shift the cast from Season One to the back-burner, and look at the drug war in a much broader context was courageous, and important.

On watching the whole series the first time through, I ranked them in this order: season 4, season 1, season 3, season 2, season 5. In addition to the other fine aspects of season four–getting to know Snoop and Chris better, the treatment of Bodie as the grizzled old vet–there’s a complex and sophisticated take on education that I’d just never seen before in television or film (though the French film The Class also deserves a mention in that context).

But Coates’ comment reminds me that part of my initial disappointment with season two was exactly what he’s praising. I was afraid, I think, that these great characters were going to permanently fade into the background, never to be seen again. At the time, I didn’t understand the bigger picture of the series; if I had, I might have appreciated these qualities. He’s right: it was a brave and important move for the show, and the later, important takes on politics and education wouldn’t have been possible if they hadn’t made that break early on. Jen and I recently re-watched the first four seasons, and I appreciated it a lot more this time around.

In honor of the Snowpocalypse, Megan McArdle directs readers to this series of Calvin and Hobbes classics.

I don’t keep a very close eye on my blog stats these days, so it escaped my notice until tonight that Panoptiblog had over 1,100 page views in January. That’s probably still a pretty modest number, but it’s our best month ever. I’m not sure what I owe that to, but if you’ve stopped by or posted a link on facebook to share with others, thanks.

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